Things you never thought you'd say ...

... until you had kids!

1. "I can't feed you if you're dancing."

2. "No, I don't think the dog wants to wear your shoes."

3. "Why is your shoe in the pot?" (the kind you cook in)

4. (As said in response to your spouse who can't find the remote) "Did you look in the George Foreman?"

5. "Please take Mr. Monkey out of your heiney, I don't think he likes it."

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